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New Ganar y Más, with the World Cup Round of 16 still hot off the press. We run through what the 2026 World Cup is serving up our way —the stories from team camps, the memes that went viral, and this week's controversies— and carry on with our most unhinged current affairs chat. Football, banter and proper no-nonsense debate. Hit play and have a laugh with us.

New Ganar y Más, and it's looking sharp. We kick off with our most cheeky rundown of the 2026 World Cup —the week's controversies, those daft hydration breaks causing chaos and everything the tournament's throwing up— and carry on with our most viral current affairs chat, giving our take on what's been breaking the internet this week. Football, banter and proper no-nonsense debate. Hit play and have a laugh with us.

Málaga are up to the top flight! Almería 1-2 Málaga in the playoff final second leg: eight years on, the squid boys are back among the elite with goals from Chupe and Larrubia. In the Cayo TV analysis I break down how the promotion was won, the key moments of the tie and what this 1-2 means for a 26/27 Hypermotion season that's going to be one of the most historic in years. The curtain comes down on the 25/26 campaign. Long live Spanish football's second tier.

Ganar y Más is back, and it's loaded. We come out swinging with the 2026 World Cup —what it's been serving, the group stage shocks and what's coming down the line— and carry on with our most cheeky current affairs chat, discussing the stuff that's blown up on the socials this week. Football, banter and straight-talking debate. Hit play and have a laugh with us.

The final is underway and it's absolutely gripping. Málaga and Almería faced off in the first leg of the playoff for promotion to the top flight and it's wide open: everything to play for in the second leg. In the analysis I go through what the opening act delivered, the key moments that'll decide promotion and which way this could go. A cloaked single-leg final: whoever blinks, goes home empty-handed. You've been warned.

The final's set: Málaga and Almería are fighting for the last ticket to the top flight. The playoff semi-finals have left these two Andalusian sides battling it out for LaLiga EA Sports. And yes, I'll confess: Almería knocked out Castellón (yep, the very team I fancied for the upset…). In the video I break down how Málaga and Almería made it to the final, who's got the edge and my predictions for a tie that's promising proper drama. Long live Spanish football's second tier, there's nothing quite like it.

Win & More — Elopi23's most brutal sports bulletin launches the World Cup. Special edition for the start of the global showdown. They expose the secret identity of DJ Mario: he's not a DJ and his name isn't Mario—turns out he's Ramón, a lathe operator. Mourning for Energy, the energy drink guru, found next to 49 cans. Whatever happened to Paul the Octopus? His retirement and his new Berlin "empire". Croatia accidentally calls up Chicote as "the goal tank". Shakira, caught red-handed pickpocketing ("Piqué Pocket"). Controversy over Argentina's new Adidas kit, analysed by fashion influencer Gonzi. Joaquín Padilla, the Wheel of Fortune singer, sacked for singing too well… and launches an OnlyFans. A "study" reveals the new most-desired male profile: gamer, bald and hunchbacked. And the comeback of Amaia Montero. Surreal, acidic and uncensored.

The La Liga promotion playoffs kick off on Cayo TV. Four teams and just one ticket to LaLiga EA Sports. In the semifinal first leg, Castellón 1-1 Almería at a bursting Castalia: Briñani opened with a crazy heel flick in absolute chaos and Arribas levelled after a world-class pass from Barba—a wide-open tie, with Almería (3rd) pressing their home advantage and the draw working in their favour in the return leg. In Gran Canaria, Las Palmas 0-1 Málaga, with a goal after a Dani Lorenzo heel flick. The return legs coming up: June 9 Almería-Castellón and June 10 Málaga-Las Palmas. Elopi23's prediction: Málaga and a Castellón side that pulls off the upset against Almería make it through.

Win & More 1x07 — The sports bulletin you won't see on telly. The PSG-Arsenal Champions League final narrated as a geopolitical war: Luis Enrique as "ayatollah" and Arteta as "Mossad puppet". The Clash of Clans developer arrested for tax fraud. Marcos Llorente and co. don't fancy heading to Mexico's World Cup out of fear. El Chocas launches his cryptocurrency ChocasCoin. Joan Pradels turns into a pig after seven years of bulking. Guti unveils his AI José Mar IA for pulling girls and curing hangovers. Peldaños tests antivirus smeared in Llave Ácida sauce. Sergio Camello threatens Bellerín as Twitter's new hero. Ricky Edit leaves Twitch to take Andorra to Eurovision. Campeones 3 signs Pereira, Capa and Agustín 51. Enrique Cerezo dies under surreal circumstances. Garnacho rejects Betis. Begoña Gómez gears up for Mr. Olympia. Another absurd, acidic and uncensored episode from Elopi23's most brutal sports bulletin.

The climax of LaLiga Hypermotion 25/26 Matchday 42 on Cayo TV. The curtain comes down on the regular season. Racing de Santander champions and Deportivo de la Coruña seal the two direct promotion spots to La Liga. Into the playoff for third place slip Almería, Málaga, Las Palmas and Castellón. In the lower reaches, the four relegations to Primera RFEF are confirmed: Zaragoza, Cultural Leonesa, Huesca and Mirandés—Leganés survive by the skin of their teeth. And Sporting de Gijón wrap up their campaign in 10th with 61 points. The full breakdown of the final matchday, analysed by Elopi23.

Win & More 1x06 — The sports bulletin you won't see on telly. Xokas converts to Judaism. Congress officially bans the word "moro". Florentino Pérez debuts a new look and leaves half of Spain gobsmacked. Iker Casillas wants to monopolise dating apps. Pitu Abelardo makes the jump to cinema and will play Gru in the new Despicable Me instalment. Another absurd, acidic and uncensored episode from Elopi23's most brutal sports bulletin.

Full breakdown of Matchday 41 in LaLiga Hypermotion 25/26 on Cayo TV. Deportivo de la Coruña seal the second direct promotion to Primera. Zaragoza, Cultural Leonesa and Huesca, relegated to Primera RFEF — Leganés and Mirandés battle for fourth place on the final matchday. All-out playoff war between Almería, Málaga, Las Palmas, Castellón, Burgos and Eibar. And Sporting de Gijón, with nothing on the line, beat Almería 3-1 at El Molinón and absolutely ruined their direct promotion hopes (after doing the same to Zaragoza the week before). Every bit of this penultimate matchday analysed by Elopi23.

Ganar y Más 1x05 — The news bulletin you won't see on telly. Florentino Pérez refers to South Americans as "muppets" and women as "bits" in a press conference. FIFA forces France to field a white player during the 2026 World Cup. Princess Leonor abdicates to do a welding apprenticeship in Albacete. Ortega Smith founds the "Chof" party with Pepe Reina, Salva Ballesta and Luis Figo. Sergio Ramos accidentally buys the lead singer of Mojinos Escozíos thinking he was signing Sevilla FC. Iniesta opens a tanning clinic in Albacete: "I want to be black". Julio Maldini defecates on the Madrid metro. Laporta sacrifices Araujo to Aztec deity Huitzilopochtli. José Elías turns out to be 78% wild boar according to genetic test. PSOE creates hyperrealistic androids (Rojobots). Nintendo launches Pokémon Murichi and Pokémon Budimir. Jules Koundé on European tour. Mourinho negotiates with Madrid and wants Pedro León as assistant coach. Schumacher returns in electric wheelchair. Piqué proposes inserting GTA clips into LaLiga broadcasts. Surreal, acidic and uncensored.

Full breakdown of Matchday 40 in LaLiga Hypermotion 25/26. Racing de Santander seal promotion to Primera División. Zaragoza, mathematically relegated. Deportivo and Almería battle for the second direct promotion whilst Las Palmas, Málaga and Castellón fight for their lives in the playoff. Down below, Mirandés and Huesca are staring into the abyss with just two matchdays left. Sporting de Gijón win 3-1 away at La Romareda and keep dreaming of an epic table comeback. Every bit of the matchday analysed by Elopi23.

Ganar y Más 1x04 — The news bulletin you won't see on telly. Epic Games signs Albacete for Fortnite. Ramón Álvarez de Deón, new COPE voice for the World Cup. British Balconing League in Mallorca. Miss Universe breaks the mould. Nahuel Molina, first unanimous Rider of the Year. A Spaniard arrested in Alaska for flogging LaLiga Hypermotion. Pablo Echenique with his own skin in Rocket League. Haaland cosmetic tweaks confirmed. Marcos Llorente's morning routine. Los Chunguitos represent Spain at the World Cup. Surreal, acidic and uncensored.

Matchday 39 in LaLiga Hypermotion 25/26 — 3 matchdays from the finish. Racing de Santander keep top spot with 75 points and have one foot in Primera. Deportivo and Almería battle for the second direct promotion, whilst Málaga, Las Palmas and Castellón fight for playoff spots. Down below, Huesca, Mirandés, Zaragoza and Cultural Leonesa are staring at the drop with just three matchdays to save themselves. Sporting de Gijón, thirteenth with 52 points, already out of promotion contention, are looking to finish the season with some dignity. Every bit of the matchday analysed by Elopi23.

Ganar y Más 1x03 — The news bulletin you won't see on telly. Mr. Beast revolutionises Spain with his new megaproduction project. A Brentford fan defies the laws of physics in road accident. Spain's oldest railway station pays homage to Latin America with name change. Lola Lolita delays transfer to Mirandés over technical issues. Joselito launches his new Halal line. Georgina Rodriguez detained in Dubai for illegal trafficking. Cocituber in human trafficking network. Ceciarmy's pig disappears mysteriously. Andy and Lucas in NASA's crosshairs. Atlético de Madrid revolutionised by technological breakthrough. Vicente Del Bosque breaks silence after media harassment. Muriqui makes leap to cinema. Madrid Pride 2026 speakers confirmed. Mbappé launches shocking business venture. Athletic Club reveal surprise signing. Surreal, acidic and uncensored.

Complete analysis of Matchday 38 in LaLiga Hypermotion 25/26. Racing thrash Huesca 4-2 with goals from Villalibre and Mantilla, staying top with 72 points. Las Palmas beat Valladolid 2-1. Eibar stage a comeback to beat Málaga 4-2 with strikes from Brasanac and Adrián Niño. Castellón fall 1-2 to Córdoba. Deportivo win 2-1 against Leganés. Andorra lose 0-1 to Albacete. And Sporting de Gijón fall 1-2 at El Molinón against AD Ceuta.

Win and More 1x02 — The sports bulletin you won't see on telly. Ibai Llanos and the hidden symbolism in La Velada, Fabrizio Romano arrested in Milan shouting "Here we go", Luis Rubiales reinvented as a dating coach, Bordalás tapped as Iran's manager, Javier Tebas knocking on doors chasing pirates, and Assassin's Creed featuring Lamine Yamal's gran. Surreal, sharp, and uncensored.

Complete analysis of Matchday 37 in LaLiga Hypermotion 25/26. Córdoba 3-2 Sporting de Gijón at El Arcángel. Almería demolish Granada 4-2. Eibar crush Albacete 3-0. Castellón stage a comeback to beat Málaga 3-2. Andorra rout Leganés 4-0. Racing draw 0-0 with Ceuta. Burgos draw 1-1 with Deportivo. All the battle for direct promotion and the playoff with five matchdays to play.

Win and More 1x01 — The debut of the sports bulletin you won't see on telly. Sergio Ramos caught up in the biggest scandal of his career, Carlos Alcaraz exposes a drug trafficking ring, Pep Guardiola in a domestic incident of international proportions, and FIFA invites an unprecedented national team to the next World Cup. Plus: Isi Palazón eases tensions between Spain and the US, Marcos Llorente on a nutritional plan that defies belief, and Fernando Alonso having reliability issues off the track. Surreal, sharp, and uncensored.